I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
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Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
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Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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