Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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