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i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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