his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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