It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
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