Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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