and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Enjoy the penises
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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