go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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