pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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