She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
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I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
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I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I love you.
Bad choice
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
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