I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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