I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
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I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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