I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
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Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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