whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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