I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
It's official drugs can't kill me
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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