she was so not down for the gang bang
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
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How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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