I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
nutella sex= disaster
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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