dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
FUCK WHALES
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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