In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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