Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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