i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
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You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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