There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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