She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
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Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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