**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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