whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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