ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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