Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
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151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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