im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
i think i just lost a toe
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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