Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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