Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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