Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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