Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
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Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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