I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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