This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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