but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
