I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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