I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
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