You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
The adults are the big ones right?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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