I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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