i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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