Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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