Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Randomize
