Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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