me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
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He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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