you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
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I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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