Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
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he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
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How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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