I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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