marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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