ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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