Buhtt sex?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
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Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize