I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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