she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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