The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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